The Funnery
Celebrate your child's special day at The Funnery Play Park & Café, an indoor playground in Newmarket! With over 15 years of experience, they offer a safe, clean, and fun environment for kids to climb, slide, and explore. Host your party here for stress-free celebrations where your child receives all the attention for an unforgettable experience.
Amenities
Hours
| Monday | 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
| Tuesday | 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
| Wednesday | 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
| Thursday | 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
| Friday | 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
| SaturdayToday | 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
| Sunday | 10:00 AM – 6:00 PM |
What parents are saying
I honestly cannot say enough amazing things about this place. From start to finish, they went above and beyond every expectation I had. The team was absolutely incredible to work with — so friendly, professional, organized, and on top of every single detail. Communication was excellent, and the entire party ran so smoothly that I was actually able to relax and enjoy it (which says a LOT as a parent hosting a kids’ party!). The party itself was flawless. I had over 60 guests, and the party room fit everyone comfortably — no one was standing, everyone had a seat, and it never felt crowded. The space is beautiful and very well thought out. The playground was fantastic and had everything you could possibly want, including a dedicated infant area, which was perfect for my 12-month-old. Every single child had an amazing time. I’ve since received messages from other moms telling me how incredible the party was and how well coordinated, planned, and executed everything felt — and they’re absolutely right. The staff handled everything: lighting the candles, organizing the birthday song, cutting and serving the cake, and making sure the flow of the party was seamless. The cakes were also amazing — beautiful, delicious, and a huge hit. They did some decorating for us, and honestly, what they did was stunning. I so wish I had let them handle all of the decorating and planning because what they provided was far better than what I did myself. They offer so many services (decor, loot bags, cakes, planning), and in hindsight, I would have gladly let them do more — it would have saved me time, stress, and probably money too. The food was great, everything was very reasonably priced (especially compared to other venues we looked at), and the fruit tray we ordered was massive — more than enough for 60 people and a total crowd-pleaser. I also really appreciated the flexibility to bring in our own drinks and salad. Every detail was thoughtful, every staff member was kind and helpful, and the overall experience was truly exceptional. I’m beyond grateful to this team for making my child’s party so special and stress-free. I would 100% recommend this venue to anyone and wouldn’t hesitate for a second to host another party here. Truly outstanding!
We are absolutely thrilled with our experience at this indoor playground where we celebrated our child’s 4th birthday! As parents, the party packages made everything so much easier for us and the prices are incredibly reasonable, so that we drove from far away just to come here. The playground itself is very well equipped with a variety of fun activities. Even though the space isn’t huge, that’s actually a big plus, because you can always see the kids, everything is close by and convenient and there was plenty of room for our big party. We had a ready-to-use beautifully decorated party room themed around my son’s favorite cartoon. The tables were set, everything was ready, and we didn’t have to worry about a single detail. Ilana was absolutely amazing, like a personal coordinator for the party. She was always there to help, guide, and make sure everything ran smoothly. Thanks to her thoughtful support and guidance, I didn’t have to stress about anything. God bless her, and thank you a thousand times for everything! All the guests: kids and parents had a fantastic time. My children love indoor playgrounds, and we’ve been to many, but this one is truly one of the best. We highly recommend it to anyone, we had such a wonderful and joyful birthday celebration here!
I had my daughter’s third birthday at the Funnery and it was AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE. The staff were friendly and made everything so easy and turn key for us providing pizza, cake, and unlimited tea & coffee. They also took care of all the set up and clean up so we could enjoy the party. I was able to bring in my own themed place settings that they set up for me. The room looked amazing and the kids had to be dragged out they were having so much fun. The party room upstairs was a perfect size and there was lot of seating for the adults. Everyone had so much fun! I would highly recommend hosting your party there.
We had the most incredible experience at The Funnery! It was my son’s very first time at a play place, and I honestly couldn’t have asked for a better introduction. From the moment we walked in, everything felt so welcoming, clean, and thoughtfully set up for little ones. The space is bright, fun, and perfectly designed for toddlers to explore safely while still having a blast. You can tell so much care goes into maintaining both the environment and the experience. What really stood out, though, was the staff. They were beyond kind, attentive, and genuinely excited to make his first visit special. It’s rare to find a place that feels this personal and warm. My son had the BEST time—nonstop smiles, exploring everything, and already asking (in toddler language, of course!) to go back. As a parent, that means everything. We’ll absolutely be coming back and recommending The Funnery to everyone we know with little ones. Such a special spot! 💛
Had our sons 2nd birthday here. It was great they did the setup, loots bags, and even food was ordered through them. We brought some food and more drinks. Overall, all the children had a great time! The only recommendation I'd make is possibly having slippers for the bathroom, but other than that, it was really great.
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